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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 29, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Chicago is forecast to have a high of twelve degrees below zero Wednesday amid a week of ice and snow and record low temperatures. Naturally, it has affected everybody's daily routines. During the entire week, Chicago has had no drive-by shootings because people won't roll down their windows.

• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez beat Hillary Clinton in a poll of New Hampshire Democrats, even though she's six years too young. Her sense of panic is infectious. When Ocasio-Cortez tells audiences the world is going to end in twelve years, what strikes me most is her optimism.

• Kamala Harris addressed her first rally as a presidential candidate. She joins Kirsten Gillibrand, Liz Warren, and Tulsi Gabbard in the race so far, plus Hillary is dropping hints. The 2020 presidential race has more women running than a Thanksgiving Day sale at a Mississippi Wal-Mart.

• California Senator Kamala Harris was the leader of the first poll of Democratic candidates on Monday. So let me be the first of many to say it. Kamala Harris sexually assaulted me at a house party many years ago, I don't remember any of the details but you have to believe me or you're sexist.

• Starbucks founder Howard Schultz went on CBS' 60 Minutes Sunday and said he was running for president as an independent. He sounds like another billionaire with his wires crossed. His retail success in the coffee business makes him think he'll fill the need for someone who's strong and black.

• West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin gave an interview Sunday in which he disclosed his plans to run for president of the United States next year, and he'll have no trouble standing out. Joe Manchin is easily distinguishable from the other forty-six Democratic candidates. He's the Democrat.

• Aero Mexico announced Tuesday it will be offering airline ticket price discounts to customers in proportion to the Mexican DNA they can show to the ticket agent. Along the same line, tribal casinos announced they'll be offering restaurant discounts to customers pro-rated on the percentage of their Indian blood they can prove. For instance, Elizabeth Warren would pay an extra ten percent.

• The University of Oklahoma was called out by a Petroleum Engineering professor in a written editorial denouncing the political correctness he declared is stifling free expression on campus. I really coasted through college at OU. I majored in Gender Studies when there were only two of them.


• Produce News reported that Idaho's potato harvest this past year yielded a new record revenue of one and a quarter billion dollars for Idaho potato farmers. After all, potatoes are used to make baked potatoes, French Fries, potato chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.

• Nancy Pelosi and Chick Schumer celebrated Trump's caving in for three weeks of re-opened government as he vowed to build the wall by executive order. It makes sense that Trump would end the government shutdown on day thirty-five. It means in three weeks he'll have a younger shutdown.

• House Democrats tried to rein in new Members who sleep in their offices and make news with social media. They're making their mark fast. Socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been in Congress for only six weeks and already her portrait is on Venezuelan government bonds.

• Venezuela teetered on the edge of chaos as Nicholas Maduro refused to step down as president as the U.S., Britain and Canada recognized his rival. The country is certainly no ad for a socialist economy. If you toilet-paper someone's house in Venezuela, it's a wedding present.


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